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MOA is slowly coming online with limited products. Stay tuned for updates. We're attempting to add items daily and features weekly.
Give me your dumb, your stupid,
Your huddled masses yearning to shoot steel,
The wretched refuse of your mild steel.
Send these, the idiotic, forum-tossed, to me:
I lift my AR500 beside the non steel core.
– M107, redditor
Q: Is the steel on steel rule so you don’t catch things on fire?
A: Partially. Steel on steel is no go because it pits the AR500 and vastly increases the risk of ricochet, because the steel core doesn’t disintegrate like lead and copper does. Here’s a video of bullets hitting stuff. It’s queued up to where it looks like it’s hitting hardened steel. You can see the projectile totally disintegrate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Q: Why are your holes square?
A: For carriage bolts to sit flush allowing you to hang the targets with only one tool, and so you don’t fornicate with them, you freak.
Q: Just got some one hole round targets and am wondering why the holes are offset from the nearest diameter. Is this a feature, and if so, what is the design rationale?
A: This is what happens when you let a geologist do CAD work. The first drawing had two holes at ~10 and 2 o’clock. When we needed a one hole version, one hole was deleted and SAVEAS was hit. The rest, as they say, is history.
Q: Do you conduct background checks before selling high capacity assault AR500 steel targets?
A: The 2nd Amendment to our business plan, if we had one, would clearly state “the right to keep and bear MOA AR500 steel targets shall not be infringed.”
Q: My state restricts the right to keep and bear MOA AR500 steel targets. Can I, as a law enforcement officer still buy these targets?
A: No, if law abiding citizens in your state cannot keep and bear MOA AR500 steel targets, we here at MOA feel it would be unjust to sell them to government agencies.
Q: A friend wanted me to ask if, hypothetically speaking, you could still fornicate with square holes?
A: We’re not doctors around here (yet), but we’d recommend you see one. Also, we wouldn’t recommending putting this information on a Form 4473.
Q: Can you make me a target of [insert politician, ex girlfriend, current boyfriend, or random person here]?
A: Yes. But we won’t. We will, however, sell you a generic target and you can do your own dirty work.
Q: Can you cut specific outlines if provided a pattern? I’m thinking Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I’d say Twilight Sparkle too but only real dorks like that one.
A: Yes, as long as you own the copyright, we can cut whatever you want that will fit on a 60×120” sheet of material. For furries and bronies, we have a special offer of letting you ride the material while it is being cut.
Q: Can I shoot this target way closer than MOA, and pretty much everyone out there selling targets, recommends?
A: Yes, you can do whatever you want. Our responsibility for the results of doing what we expressly told you not to do is limited to: pointing and laughing, taking pictures if we’re around, and posting the pictures to the internets as a warning of happens when you ignore us.
Q: Is it true that magical elves cut the targets individually with tiny chisels?
A: No, we use a 4,000 watt laser. However, if you ever find an elf in your box, please return him, his family misses him.
Q: If you could be any kind of tree, what kind of tree would you be?
A: A potato. Hah. Is joke. There is no potato, only malnourish.
Q: When is LunarWars 2 coming out?
A: Tuesday of next week.
Q: Can I get a protective coat of Fe2O3 on my targets for long lasting protection?
A: All MOA Targets come with a varied thickness coat of Fe2O3 for protection at no extra charge.
Q: I shoot steel targets and then lug them around in my pack. This is the same pack my cat sits in when I go hiking (don’t judge me). Last week someone said something about needing to bag the targets up before putting them in a pack b/c there will be lead fragments on the targets. Do you know a safe way I could clean my pack of any lead fragments to avoid giving my cat lead poisoning?
A: Encapsulation would be your hot ticket, you cat carrying freak. Just take a can of spray paint or clear sealant, brush any frags off the target, and give it a good coat of paint before you put them back in the bag.
