ITAR Controlled – Demilitarization Protective Ensemble (DPE) – Level B Protective Suit. Shelf life through 2029 but still sealed in original packaging and in perfect unused condition.
This product is ITAR Controlled, new production (2024) and not slated to expire until 2029. Due to the ITAR controls, we have it set for backorder only. Inventory will show ZERO, but we started with 150, so there are plenty. If you are actually interested in buying this product to use as intended or somewhat intended, please backorder, and reach out to us to figure out paperwork. We don’t ship anything internationally, but for this, we really really mean it. We can, if you don’t want to use it as intended, mutilate the suits so that they are no longer ITAR controlled.
Demilitarization Protective Ensemble (DPE) – Apocalypse Chic, Ready to Rock!
Gear up for the end of the world—or just a really intense paintball match—with our Demilitarization Protective Ensemble (DPE)! Once the pride of Pine Bluff Chemical Agent Disposal Facility and other disposal sites, these bad boys have been surplused out but are still within their shelf life.
Why You Need This Suit:
Tougher Than Your Grandma’s Fruitcake: Designed to keep you alive in an environment where “oops” is usually followed by the final scene in Raiders of the Lost Arc, these suits laugh in the face of spills, splashes, and questionable life choices. Double bag date? No sir, you can SEAL YOURSELF INSIDE THIS SUCKER and be safety from even Mary Jane Rotten Crotch.
Surplused out for a fraction of the new cost and a maximum of fun: Safe for civilians, cosplayers, and doomsday preppers alike! You don the suit through the back and shoulders, and it is zipped shut behind you by your loyal squires (squires sold separately, check local laws before purchasing humans). Boots (also sold separately, and not by us) are donned over the built in boots, and similarly sealed. Ditto the gloves, which are again not included. Hope you remembered to put on your SCBA (not included, this is a trend) and plug in your external air supply line (might as well mention that’s not included.) Lots of things not included. The suit with built in gloves and boots IS included, that’s the product. It’s in the pictures.
Ventilation? Optional!: Feel the thrill of an authentic sauna experience while you fend off imaginary chemical attacks or wrestle with a particularly stubborn pickle jar.
One-Size-Fits-Some: Size is Medium (M) and is intended to fit over a SCBA. So much room for activities! Designed for the shmedium soldier… or at least someone who’s roughly human-shaped. A guy on the internet said he uses a L or XL and is 5’11” 180 lbs. Recommended for the tactically compact type of survivor.
Stylish Apocalypse Vibes: the plain white never goes out of style. Pair with combat boots and a scowl for that “I survived the fallout” aesthetic.
Perfect For:
Actual HAZWOPER training.
LARPing.
Movie props/costumes
Oversize Boris interior protective systems (Boris will not drop the gun, Boris will not comply)
Zombie-themed escape rooms (or actual zombie outbreaks, no judgment).
Extreme gardening (those thorns won’t know what hit ‘em).
Making your neighbors question your life choices.
Cola Wars.
Costume parties where you want to be the most prepared guest.
Disclaimer: Not guaranteed to protect against alien invasions, existential dread, or your mother-in-law’s cooking. May cause excessive swagger and an urge to narrate your life like a gritty action movie. They are new in box, new in wrapper, and hermetically sealed.
Grab your Demilitarization Protective Ensemble (DPE) today and stride into the chaos with confidence, style, and just a hint of “what is that guy up to?” mystery! Supplies are limited—because even surplus runs out eventually.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demilitarization_Protective_Ensemble
$350.00
Available on backorder
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